Welcome to Jamrock!!!
As a white person myself, I know there's a few things you can't do unless you be black.
1. You can't say the N word.
2. You can't go to jail as easily
3. As Woody Harelson found out, you can't jump, unless it's onto the Money Train.
4. If you're a fat white bitch, you can't go in the middle of a Jamaican dancehall beach party without being proven that you're hundred percent WHITE.
Jigga What?
Woodnutt.