Vous You Vous!: 2013

Thursday, January 24, 2013

DRUGS - TAKE LSD WITH PEOPLE YOU LOVE & ROCK 'N' ROLL - RARE TIMES

From VICE.com ----DRUGS - TAKE LSD WITH PEOPLE YOU LOVE & ROCK 'N' ROLL - RARE TIMES.

DRUGS - TAKE LSD WITH PEOPLE YOU LOVE

On a Friday morning in August of 2008, an Obama campaign volunteer rang the doorbell of my best friend's home. I had just gotten back from a summer abroad in Europe and was visiting her for the weekend before we headed back to school. The night before we threw a party and I took acid for the first time, several tabs lovingly placed on my tongue by a hairy party guest. 12 hours later, my friend and I were still tripping balls. We opened the door for the eager volunteer who handed us pamphlets and asked if Obama had our vote. All I could do was stare mutely because she looked like a water color painting, the driveway was twinkling, and it was all quite distracting. I wish I told her that if she knew the amount of LSD dancing in my brain at 10AM she would not look so worried that we might be conservatives. The Obama lady eventually backed away from the awkward acid monkeys, we shrugged off the encounter and headed to the kitchen to wash our hands with a mango.

That acid trip gave me greater personal insight than you'd get from a sweat lodge session with Oprah. I looked at myself in the mirror (which one should always do with caution while on LSD) and loathed my dyed blonde hair. I saw my dark roots poking through and looked at my green eyes and vowed to stop bleaching my hair. I imagined the insignificance of my weight compared to the mass of the universe and realized how stupid it was to obsess over a ten pound weight fluctuation. I overcame bulimia in part thanks to that acid trip. I spent a long time looking at a spider web and realized the beauty of the seemingly everyday facet of nature, and to this day I can't bring myself to brush away a spider web. As they say, once you open your mind, it's hard to close it.

This acid trip was with people I loved. We ran around in the woods and laid on super comfy rugs and it was fucking awesome. Another time I took it I was with a more questionable crowd while I was getting a cold, on my period, and super constipated. I was anxious the whole time and couldn't stop thinking about poop and how gross bodies are. This is why you should always take acid in a comfortable setting in a peaceful state of mind. To quote the LSD granddaddy himself:

"Acid is not for every brain...Only the healthy, happy, wholesome, handsome, hopeful, humorous, high-velocity should seek these experiences. This elitism is totally self-determined. Unless you are self-confident, self-directed, self-selected, please abstain." -Timothy Leary

ROCK 'N' ROLL - RARE TIMES
When I watch porn I fast forward past any stupid plot lines and get straight to the pounding. I like my porn as filthy as Andrew W.K's underwear; a means to get off to sexual acts I lack the balls to ever actually go through with in real life. I'm sharing my porn preferences with you because Rare Times are no strangers to sharing space with on-camera boning, the Los Angeles boys recorded their first EP “Missionary” in a warehouse filled with porn studios.
Rare Times was created by Anthony Calonico and Alex Talan. Joined by percussionist Chris Parise and guitarist Marcus Andersson, they make four. Marrying opposite ends of the spectrum, Anthony started out as a jazz pianist and composer while Alex worked on electronic productions. Their video for “No One's Looking Out” shows off their grimy side, yet without the visuals the EP sounds more like its relaxing sex position title: “Missionary.” Perhaps the duality of their founders' musical backgrounds allows Rare Times to feel filthy yet comforting at the same time.
If you're doing it right, as Rare Times do, missionary isn't boring. It's catching drips of your lover's sweat with your tongue. It's what you want after sipping dirty martinis (gin, the real deal) in a dark corner of a hotel bar with someone you don't want to break eye contact with. From slipping the olives off the toothpick with my teeth, through the cab ride home, to him on top of me, I want this EP on loop.
“Missionary” comes out February 25 on Feel So Real. Watch the video for “No One's Looking Out” below.